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Welcome to your new favorite SPOILER-FREE Bachelor and all things related podcast! We‘re just two people who are both extremely opinionated about the Bachelor and all things related so we decided to move our group chat from our phones to your ears. If you’re looking for a Bachelor recap podcast where your hosts won’t body shame, are sex-positive, and committed to anti-racism work, then this is the place for you! Instagram: @heycanistealyouforasec TikTok: @heycanistealyouforasec Twitter: @CanIStealYou_
Episodes
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
Ashley and Karen react to the first week of Clayton's season of the Bachelor. This week's episode includes gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous girls, lame omicron, and hating people for no reason.
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Wednesday Dec 29, 2021
Wednesday Dec 29, 2021
Ashley and Karen walk through each woman in Clayton's upcoming season of the Bachelor and give their first impressions. This week's episode includes existential crises, MLMs, and cancelled wedding plans.
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Friday Dec 24, 2021
Friday Dec 24, 2021
Ashley and Karen react to the tenth and final week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes Karen's psychic powers, absolute heartbreak, and $200,000.
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Friday Dec 17, 2021
Friday Dec 17, 2021
Ashley and Karen react to the ninth week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes fireworks trauma, quiet yelling, and outfit repeating.
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Friday Dec 10, 2021
Friday Dec 10, 2021
Ashley and Karen react to the eighth week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes resting in pizza, zero growth, and surprising butter sculptures.
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Saturday Dec 04, 2021
Saturday Dec 04, 2021
Ashley and Karen react to the seventh week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes a misidentified underdog, precious parents, and our hearts being broken.
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Friday Nov 26, 2021
Friday Nov 26, 2021
Ashley and Karen react to the sixth week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes intuitive 10-year olds, lying brutal *honesty*, and dad's swim trunks.
If you have not been spoiled about what's in the future for our contestants please skip from 32:05-36:30.
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Friday Nov 19, 2021
Friday Nov 19, 2021
Ashley and Karen react to the fifth week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes a horse's ass, crunchy fish, and self-reported red flags.
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Thursday Nov 11, 2021
Thursday Nov 11, 2021
Ashley and Karen react to the fourth week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes too many bro-lationships, probing, and a straight-up weirdo.
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Thursday Nov 04, 2021
Thursday Nov 04, 2021
Ashley and Karen react to the third week of Michelle's season of the Bachelorette. This week's episode includes a doughboy, "apploutley" cute moments, and spring break being cut short.
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